if I offered you $20, would you take it?
How about if I crumpled it up?
Stepped on it?
you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?
Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.
The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.
if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.
wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?
|—||me to my friends (via thefandomhouse)|
i don’t mean to brag or anything, but the 7th harry potter book was dedicated to me
I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”
my entire life changed when I found out that John didn’t mean American pants in ASiB
i have no idea why but during this scene
all i could think of was this one scene in 21 jump street and i
i have way too much time on my hands
this wouldn’t happen if Danny was still the goalie js
bUT DID ANYONE ELSE LAUGH SO HARD WHEN THEY WERE ALL SORTING THROUGH LACROSSE STICKS LOOKING FOR THE KNIFE THING AND SCOTT THROWING THE LAST ONE DOWN SAYING “THIS IS POINTLESS” WHAT A FUCKING PUN IM STILL LAUGHING ABOUT IT
if aang had seen that dude sporting a bison cape he would have been launched into the stratosphere in less than .0006 seconds
|—||Sirius Black’s best man speech, probably. (via simplypotterheads)|
from zero to internet explorer how ignored do you feel
white pencil crayon.
Terms and Conditions.
Warning label on cookie dough packages.
“You must be 18 or older” webpage warnings
First piece of bread in a loaf.
Will Smith’s second son
Wait he has a second son?
this is what comes up when you google will smith’s children
one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves